By Jan Soults Walker
Successful burglars have lots in common -- homeowners who unwittingly give invitations to robbery. Here's how thieves thank you
for your generosity.
You come home to an open front door, a ransacked house, and missing valuables. How did a burglar know you'd be gone? How did they get in?
Check out these 10 thank-you notes from your friendly neighborhood burglars, and their advice on how to stop lending them a helping hand.
1. Thanks for the Ladder!
Call me a social climber if you will, but I did discover a ladder in your backyard. Thank you for leaving it where I could lean it against your home and easily reach a second-story window. I really love it when upper story openings aren't wired to a home security system!
So, if you want to keep me out, store your ladder in the basement or a locked garage. And call your security company to wire upper-story windows into your alarm system.
A rising star
2. Loved Your Trash
Can't tell you how much fun I have driving around neighborhoods on trash day (especially after big gift holidays) when the empty boxes on the curb reveal what wonderful new toys you have. Your thoughtfulness made it possible for me to land a new laptop and a flat-screen television in one easy trip to your home!
Next time, break down the boxes and conceal them in the recycling or trash bins.
3. Dear Can't-Get-Around-To-It
Recently, I noticed you hadn't trimmed trees and shrubs around your home, so I knew I'd have a wonderful place to hide while I worked to break into your home. I really can't thank you enough for all the great new things I grabbed.
Next time, trim back bushes and trees near windows and doors. Make sure entry points to your home are easily visible from the street -- I much prefer to work in private! While you're at it, install motion-sensor lighting. I'm scared of bright lights!
The Tree Lover
4. Su Casa Es Mi Casa!
I was sincerely relieved to find your back door was a plain wood-panel door. I had no trouble kicking it in (my knees appreciate how easy that was!) Imagine how silly I felt when I discovered that your windows weren't locked anyway.
You may want to take a cue from your neighbor and install steel-wrapped exterior doors with deadbolts on all your entries. And be sure your windows are locked when you're away.
All the best,
5. Bad Reflection on You
You'd be surprised how many homeowners position a mirror in their entry hall so I can see from a window if the alarm system is armed. (Yours wasn't, but I'm guessing you know that by now!) Thanks for taking a lot of pressure off of me.
A little free advice: Relocate the mirror so your alarm system isn't visible if someone else would peer through a window.
6. The Telltale Grass
Wow, isn't it amazing how fast the grass grows these days? I swung by now and then and noticed your lawn was uncut, newspapers were piling up on the front steps, and your shades were always closed. To me, that's an open invitation.
Next time, hire someone you trust to mow regularly, pick up around the doorstep, open and close various window shades, and turn different lights on and off (or put a few on timers). One more thing: Lock any car you leave in the driveway, or I can use your garage door opener to get in quickly.
Your Trip Adviser
7. Getting Carried Away
Many thanks for putting your valuables into an easy-to-carry safe that I could carry right out your back door. (Nice jewelry, and thank you for the cash!)
You may want to invest in a wall safe, which I rarely attempt to open. Or, rent a lock box at your bank.
Mr. Safe and Not-So-Sound
8. Dear BFF
Thanks for alerting a professional acquaintance of mine via your social network that you were away for the week in Puerto Vallarta, having the time of your life. Me? I enjoyed a very relaxing visit to your home with no pressure of being caught.
If only you had known that posting comments and photos of your trip on social networks is fine -- but do that after you return so you won't broadcast your absence!
9. Tag, You're It!
Where are you? When you use popular geo-tracking apps, such as FourSquare and Glympse, I might know if you're not home. Websites such as www.pleaserobme.com help me keep track of your whereabouts.
If you prefer that I not visit your home, be careful about geo-tagging. But, otherwise, thank you for the loot!
- Just Tagging Along
10. Thanks for the Appointment
Thanks for inviting me into your home to view the laptop you wanted to sell. I do apologize for the scare I gave you when I took it (and your purse).
Did you know that some large U.S. cities are averaging one so-called "robbery by appointment" per day? If you want to sell high-ticket items to strangers, I suggest you arrange to meet at the parking lot of your local police station. I definitely won't show up, and you'll still have your valuables (and your purse!).
A Tough Sell
This article originally appeared on HouseLogic: 10 Things a Burglar Doesn't Want You to Know
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