Rental Roommate Nightmares: Asexual Cuddler, A Private Secret, and a Naked Couple


Trying to find the right roommate on Craigslist is hard enough. Imagine answering an ad where the red flags are all right in front of you? That's what we track down with each Roommate Rental Nightmares.

Today we got an asexual cuddler (that's all he wants), a private secret that you will keep with your new roommate, and a naked couple that can't afford an extra $180 per month.

Read on to find out about all this and more... Los Angeles $1 FREE, for cuddling only: I'm asexual/impotent NICE Spiritual guy
I want a real BFF. Share light new-age Spirituality, like http://TheSecret.tv http://Advaitism.com.
Like a life-partner, but NO sex whatsoever with me (you CAN still have b/f,husband: http://iasos.com/metaphys/3d-4d ) I'm very sweet/gentle/kind/supportive/caring/... ;-) A CCBR: Celibate Cuddle-Buddy Roomie! ok??

Our Take: Have fun cuddling your new, real BFF roommate. $1 a month rent--no catch whatsoever. Maybe you are the one to transform your celibate cuddle buddy back to the world of exchanging sex for free rent.


Las Vegas $1 Room for Male Exhibitionist
Room and bath in private home for young man who isn't shy. I'm not looking for a sex partner but someone to add some visual interest PART of the time. You should be younger than 28, not overweight (gym body is fine but I'm just as happy with skinny and chicken legs -- LOL) and understand that while some people look better covered up, males in this age range should share their beauty with the world when appropriate. This is not a group thing and no one needs ever know about our arrangement. It's not "sex for hire" -- this is about decor and helping someone out in a jam. If I rent the room, it goes for $500, so you're getting a pretty good deal. You save $500 in return for part-time no shirt and brief attire or less when it's comfortable.

Our Take: Ewwwww! No one needs to know the shame you hide parading around your home on a regular basis without a shirt and in briefs (or less when its comfortable)! No one needs to know; no one needs to know!


Las Vegas Free room rent for ladies only

Low on money for rent?
Looking for a place to live?
Need money for college?
Hunter Entertainment is looking for ladies who
are at least 18 years of age to be part of our voyeur house
and/or live there rent free.


Our Take: All you have to do is be a monkey in a zoo for everyone on the Internet to see and you get free rent. Man, I wish I were a lady who was in need of money for college.


New York $180 SMALL ROOM READY NOW!

WE ARE A YOUNG EXHIBITIONIST COUPLE WHICH MEANS WE WALK AROUND NAKED ALOT IN OUR HOME, NOT TO OFFEND ANY ONE JUST BEING REAL. WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR SEX JUST A COOL LAID BACK TEANANT. MOVE IN TODAY....

Our Take: Can't this young exhibitionist couple who walks around naked A LOT afford an extra $180 her month? That's simply $90 for each member of the naked couple.

For more to keep you up at night, read other Rental Roommate Nightmare editions.

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