If this is what the housing bottom looks like, what's all the fuss about?
One very cheeky real estate agent in Australia has posted a video house tour that rivals most cologne commercials in both production value and sheer irreverence. The scene is set in 92 Savoy Drive, an ultra-luxe property where, the glossy video suggests, beautiful people vacation in the buff regularly. But it's not the home's sleek amenities or other aspects -- ahem -- that the camera captures again and again.
Over the course of the 2½-minute vignette, we're guided by our bare-bottomed host through a series of beautifully mundane activities. He bids adieu to his languorous and also nude partner; he lifts weights, naked, in his impeccable personal gym (watch out for staph!); and finally hands off the keys to the abode to our well-dressed real estate agent. The kicker, of course, is that the home affords unrivaled privacy -- but we didn't catch that until the second or third viewing.
The video was filmed by production company PlatinumHD, which is no stranger to the axiom "sex sells."
"With 80 percent of home purchases influenced by women, this is one for the girls," the company writes on the video's description. (Warning: The unedited version is probably not safe for work, unless you work in the designer fragrance industry.) To see our PG-13 edit of this literal-minded take on "house porn," watch the video below.