We were getting worried that glamour Hollywood couple Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas had dropped off the face of the earth. (Come on, what was the last notable movie either of them did?) But we realize it's because, like our girl Taylor, they've been keeping busy with real estate.
The Oscar-winning couple have thrown their stunning harborside villa in Bermuda onto the market for a whopping $28,000 a month. The home served as their primary residence from 2002-2009 and we guess that now they've found some other glorious tropical island digs in which to lay their heads.
The 3-acre property boasts a 7,381-square-foot main house and a guest cottage, a fruit grove, a tennis court and a "secret garden with a hot tub." Uh, say what? Who's got a loose $28K they'd like to lend us?
Bermuda Realty has the listing. Thanks to our pals at Curbed for the tip!
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