Tag: zombie apocalypse

  • Are You Ready for the Zombie Apocalypse?

    Are You Ready for the Zombie Apocalypse?

    By Neal J. Leitereg In case you're in complete denial or have been living under a rock in recent days, it has become quite apparent that THE ZOMBIE APOCALPYSE IS UPON US, PEOPLE. Reported horrific incidents of face-eating, intestine-throwing, arm-gnawing, hush-hush hazmat evacuations, and/or general... Continue Reading

  • Halloween Home Improvement: Zombie-Proof Your House

    Halloween Home Improvement: Zombie-Proof Your House

    Predictions of the Rapture came and went with nary a plague -- not even locusts! -- but that doesn't mean homeowners should lower their guard just yet. This Halloween, the wise would do well to safeguard their homes from that constant threat to suburban bliss, that scourge of middle America -- zombie home... Continue Reading

  • Zombie-Proof Your Home Before Friday's Rapture

    Zombie-Proof Your Home Before Friday's Rapture

    Harold Camping, the evangelical Henny Penny of the Apocalypse, has got that feeling again. This time, the 90-year-old prophet is claiming that the world will "probably" end Oct. 21, 2011. What are the odds he goes 0-2? (Let's not revisit his predictions throughout the '90s for the moment.) To hedge your bets on... Continue Reading